No, Mr. Newman, it is no coincidence: Drunk kids do stupid things. And on this fine Newman's Day, let us sober ones enjoy the hijinks. Stories after the jump.
More...4:00 PM, Frist third floor men's bathroom
An obviously drunk upperclassman stumbles into the bathroom wearing a backpack from which clinking can be heard. He stands at the urinal and, after a minute, a loud breaking sound pierces the silence.
Looking down, one finds a shattered beer bottle and its contents on the floor.
After around ten seconds of more silence, the drunk student grumbles: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck."
WAS
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